Slang of the day: ТАЧКА/CAR

Today’s word is ТАЧКА. It’s a slang word for CAR. Sounds a bit like “touch”, doesn’t it?

Где моя тачка?

If we change one letter, it will be ТОЧКА. A useful word meaning 1) a full stop 2) a point.

If we change one letter in the previous word, it will be ПОЧКА (a kidney).

If we change one letter in the previous word, it will be ПОЛКА (a shelf).

To put it all together, it is better to remember an English word “touch” and then play with it:

ТАЧКА

ТОЧКА

ПОЧКА

ПОЛКА

It’s an easy way to remember 4 words (even though requires a bit of time).

Тачка

 


When old women decide everything

Today’s slang is БАБКИ (read like *БАПКИ) which means “money”, “dough”, etc. It is plural.

Мне бабки нужны, хотя бы тыщу! – I need dough, at least a thousand.

Sounds and looks the same as “бабки” – “old women”, “grandmothers”, therefore it is a subject of numerous jokes.

One more form is БАБЛО (*БАБЛО) – neuter singular:

Где моё бабло? – Where is my dough?

However, slang words with suffix ЛО are quite strong and stand out in speech more.

A little word play (the last word is ВСЁ – we  don’t always put dots above Ё):

как кандидат

(Word for word) As candidate in presidents (I) will tell straight: during elections бабки decide everything!


Just smile and plough

In Russian, we have a great slang word for working hard – ПАХАТЬ. It also has a non-slang meaning (to plough). It is regular in the past – ПАХАЛ, ПАХАЛА etc but irregular in present:

Я пашу, ты пашешь, он пашет, мы пашем, вы пашете, они пашут.

Я пашу ночью и днём! – I work hard nights and days!

A great idea for your office:

Jollyjob.ru

Jollyjob.ru   – (We) smile and work hard (present in WE form can also have some imperative meaning, like an order)


Slang of the day: БУХАТЬ

Remember to consider the environment before using slang words! БУХАТЬ means “to drink alcohol, usually in large quantities” and is quite strong and very (very!) informal:

– Пойдём бухать! (Let’s go and tank up!)

– Я не могу работать: я вчера бухал всю ночь! (I can’t work as I was drinking alcohol yesterday all night)

Therefore, БУХЛО is a slang word for “booze”. БУХОЙ is a slang word for “drunk” (remember to change endings depending on gender).

Knowing this, you will get the joke just like any Russian would:

In Chinese

In Chinese “bad” will be “bu hao”. Coincidence?

Well, now you know a bit of Russian and Chinese!
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Slang of the day: БОМЖ

This abbreviation is quite slangy and means a homeless person.

At the end of a word, Ж turns into Ш, so this word is read like *БОМШ. The Ш sound is like in that famous posh car:

One бомж heard

One бомж heard that it is correct (to pronounce) not “Porsch” but “Porsche”. Now he asks to call himself not “Бомж” but “Бомже”.

If at the end of a word after Ж there are vowels, Ж remains Ж.


Slang of the day: ВЕЛИК

The slang meaning of ВЕЛИК is simple: a bike.

Где ты купил такой велик? Where did you buy such a bike?

Sounds like ВЕЛИКИЙ (“great” – about power or important role somebody or something played in the world):

Он великий человек.He is a mighty (grand, master, powerful) person.

Пётр ВеликийPeter the Great

Be careful – we have a short adjective ВЕЛИК – same word but the stress is shifted to the end. Depending on the context can be like I explained above or just “loose” about clothing or footwear. The ending changes depending on the gender:

Это платье мне велико.This dress is loose on me.

Эта рубашка мне велика. – This shirt is loose on me.

Эти туфли мне велики. – These shoes are too big on me.

A word play for smart cookies:

Жители

Residents of Britain love bikes, therefore the country is called Великобритания (Great Britain = Bike Britain)

So now you know it can be a bike, somebody great or something loose, just do the stress right!


Slang of the day: КЛАССНЫЙ

Just means ‘cool’! Note it is an adjective, so it requires a person or a thing, like ‘a cool guy’, ‘cool stuff’, etc.

If you want to characterize a verb, you would need an adverb КЛАССНО: она классно пишет, он классно рисует, etc

КЛАССНО can also mean your attitude: Я купил Play Station! – Классно, я тоже хочу!

And a joke:

Wrote (my) CV and burst into tears... I'm so cool...

Wrote (my) CV and burst into tears… I’m so cool…


Slang of the day: ТОРМОЗИТЬ

Today’s slang of the day is ТОРМОЗИТЬ. Like with many slang words, it is taken from standard Russian vocabulary but the meaning changed a bit, while some similarity remained.

ТОРМОЗИТЬ in Russian generally means to stop, slow down (car or a process) or brake (a car, etc):

– Быстрый автомобиль должен хорошо тормозить. (A fast car must brake fast)

Этот менеджер только тормозит нашу работу. (This manager only ‘puts a brake’ on our work).

Its slang meaning is ‘to think slow’, ‘to be slow’:

Давай, не тормози, думай быстрее! (Come on, don’t be slow, think faster!)

– Я сегодня торможу, мне нужен кофе! (I am being slow today, I need coffee!)

ТОРМОЗ (apart from ‘brake’) means a very thick person:

Ну ты и тормоз! (What a plank you are!)

We have

We have few eternal engines but lots of eternal brakes (planks)!

БЕЗ ТОРМОЗОВ (without ‘brakes’) means a crazy brisk person.

– Он совсем без тормозов! (‘He is completely without brakes!’, ‘He is completely crazy!’)


Slang of the day: ПРЕПОД

You probably already know this word – преподаватель (teacher) and its synonym – учитель.

Учитель is used often in primary and secondary schools, and in general (for example spiritual) sense.

Преподаватель has something formal and academic in it, as long as the root “давать” (to give), so this word kind of means “a giver”. So, in Universities they use “преподаватель”. Long, isn’t it? That’s why in an informal environment students bother to say only the first half of it – ПРЕПОД (sound like ПРЕПЭТ) or even ПРЕПОДША (sound like ПРЕПЭТШЭ) if it’s a woman:

Она клёвый препод (=Она клёвая преподша)! – She is a cool teacher (lecturer, professor – depending on her job)!

Journalist: what do you normally tell your graduates when you see them? Professor: chips and cola please.

Journalist: what do you usually tell your graduates when you see them?
Professor: chips and cola please.


Slang of the day: СФОТКАТЬ

Today you will know what to replace СДЕЛАТЬ ФОТОГРАФИЮ or СФОТОГРАФИРОВАТЬ (no way!) with. If that’s too long for you to pronounce and the atmosphere around you is relaxed, feel free to say СФОТКАТЬ. Therefore,

СФОТОГРАФИРОВАТЬ – СФОТКАТЬ (prefective, a single or completed action)

ФОТОГРАФИРОВАТЬ – ФОТКАТЬ  (imprefective, a process)

ФОТОГРАФИЯ – ФОТКА (“a pic”)

Many people would probably recognize the picture below. For those who don’t, that’s a photo of a girl who pictured herself and uploaded the photo on Facebook with the following note:

nibler.ru

And advanced ones under the same subject:

Left picture: sunnylady.ru
Люблю его – refers to borsch as борщ is masculine. Любимую – loved one (Accusative case, about woman). Люблю её – “I love her”.